April 28, 2011

"You're gonna get hop-ons"

I passed this truck on the freeway tonight.

Somewhere, a state park is getting a new bathroom.

I have to admit that I actually have a fondness for these restrooms...actually i just have a fondness for campgrounds that have these restrooms.

I love to camp...but i'm not a huge fan of digging a hole.

April 27, 2011

It's sunny out!

For now. It's supposed to snow again this weekend. Three inches expected.

This is what I woke up to yesterday. Poor little tulips.

April 26, 2011

Desperate times...

I think Mother Nature may be thumbing her nose at us.
Woke up to two inches of new snow and it's still coming down.
Desperate measures called for...

Time to offer some sacrifices. I don't have any first fruits or firstlings of a flock...think she would accept a cat? ;-)

April 25, 2011

Bosom Buddies


You know your boobs are too big...

When your niece hugs you around the waist and when you bend down to kiss her head...your chest gets in the way.

I'm not saying this happened. Purely hypothetical situation here. Just saying.

April 20, 2011

Gas problem

Gas prices are really high right now.
And it turns out that the higher they go...the slower I drive.

If they get any higher I will be driving everywhere at the "optimal" speed for good mileage. 45 mph.

If you see a black truck oozing down the road...it's just me.

April 18, 2011

Spice

Have you all seen the Old Spice commercials by now? The ones with the insanely gorgeous man in a bath towel? Seriously. He is beautiful. And funny. And I heart him. I'll send you a wedding announcement.

Their marketing team is brilliant.

Here are a few for your viewing pleasure.






April 15, 2011

Creaky

If you happen to move into a house that is constantly creaking and thumping at night...how do you know when it's just the house and when it's an escaped psychopath breaking into your home in order to kill or otherwise maim you?

Because right now, I wake up at every noise and then proceed to wander through the house checking all the doors and windows.

Luckily, "I know karate". (name that movie)

April 7, 2011

I don't want to brag...

but I fit 12 trunks and half my closet in my truck yesterday.


I'm pretty much an amazing mover.

And I love my truck (thank you Caleb!!!)

Amen.