Look at this totally wicked cute shirt I bought! I think I will have to wear it once a week from now until Halloween. I love that it's orange. That it says "totally" (so 80's). That it says "wicked" (so Maine). That it has a broomstick (so halloween...). Yeah.
Oh fine. It's for my niece. Turns out that they don't make shirts like this for grownups.