You wish me to perform? Fine, I shall grace you with a glimpse of my face and dazzle you with my talent.
Spin me around slave...I don't wish to waste energy.
Are you prepared to witness perfection?
Maestro...a little Swan Lake if you please.
I said Swan Lake!!! Not Nutcracker!
No, I am through. Your begging falls upon deaf ears. Go watch Teletubbies you uncultured swine.